Playing with words – “wordy humor”
Need cheering up? Here’s something to brighten up your day, let’s call it “wordy humor” -
- The landscaper was looking to improve his portfolio. He was interested in hedge funds.
- My grandfather manufactured waistcoats – you might say he had a vested interest.
- I used to be a banker but I lost interest
- The history of cheese is full of holes, but it’s interesting in its own whey.
- His affection for her was more than a passion interest.
- Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
- A tailor has a vest-ed interest in sewing up a profit.
- People working in a feed mill are not interested in getting feedback.
- Bankers might have their own interest at heart when discussing alone with you.
- A mathematician who was also a horticulturist was interested in prime roots square roots and trees in general.
- Those interested only in board games at Christmas might just be chess nuts roasting by an open fire.
- On the commodities exchange when the price of corn goes up some farmers are all ears. Others are only interested in the stalk market.
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